THE PARANOIAC Says Stuff

I want to remember

But I had so many desires that in some other time, some other place they are bound to bear fruit.

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Notable Events:

  • Went to my first ever football game with mama. It sucked ass and I hated it there.
    • We were at the very top of the stadium in the very direct sunlight which sucked ass.
    • Football games apparently don’t only last for the time that’s allotted to the quarters which sucks ass.
    • My fuckass team lost by *Forty-Three* points which is really just incredible and does not suck ass because I wanted us to lose anyway.
    • Some guy on our team broke his leg which sucks ass. For him.
    • I had a hot dog.
    • Apparently our team used to be “The Cardinals” one hundred years ago so every time anyone scored mom and I would cheer for the cardinals which is the best bit ever.
  • After the game mom and I ate at some catfish place where the food was disappointingly bland but I had frog legs for the first time and they were actually good. Very tender.
  • Then we went to TJ Maxx and I got two new coats yay :3
  • Mom is addicted to word wipe.
  • We had shitty continental breakfast the next morning ❤
  • I have a crock pot now and I’m going to make curry
  • *OH* I forgot to write this about book club the other day: some fucking *Biyotch* said she didn’t like the poppy wars because she was expecting “more romance”. Your brain matter is dribbling out of your ears. Mop it back up and appreciate the book.
  • I started drinking soy milk after my wonderful cogpsych teacher said whole milk is not great for brain health. So I’m turning into the kind of bitch who drinks soy milk.
  • *IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GOT A 96 ON MY BIO RETAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
  • Went to hang out w/ CM again:
    • Village Inn discussion topics:
      • There was a cleaning bristle in our pie so +2 free pie coupons!!!
      • Our favorite candies:
        • Chocolate:
          • CM: Twix
          • Me: Green Snickers
        • Gummy
          • CM: Peach Rings
          • Me: Albertson’s Gummy bears
        • Little Debbies
          • CM: Cosmic brownies
          • Me: Oatmeal *CREAM PIES* (Cream Pies)
      • Our Myers-Briggs:
        • CM: INFP
        • Me: E(Me when I lie)NTJ
    • Went to whole foods and then I freaked out thinking my sore throat could be oral herpes so she had to come with me to the Urgent care that was right next door.
      • Listen. Listen. I know my only symptom was a sore throat. I know I wasn’t presenting with anything else. I know I am a hypochondriac. I am very self aware. I am still crazy.
  • So ya I’m sick right now. Blehhhhhhhhhhhhh 😦
  • Talked with My philosophy professor which first of all is concerning that he does not act like a 40 year old. For his sake. But I got my test rescheduled and we talked about how Target is a gendered (female) space pretty obviously and then we talked about music and now he’s going to listen to I Hate Jimmy Page by MSI so… probably not a great recommendation. oh well. He also likes Sabrina Carpenter which I strongly disagree with.
  • I had gooseberries for the first time evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CM hated the seeds. I don’t mind that at all but the taste is very strange… it’s like one taste in there is delicious and there’s another that is kind of bad. Not sure they’re a repeat purchase.
  • EH and I tried to do the LA Times crossword again and we still suck at it.
  • if I got a tattoo I would want a white ink cross on my wrist (Hi future me. Am I embarrassing you.) and then also a stick and poke that says “YAOI” on my ankle. Also If I was a fr tattoo guy I would get black and white beta fish for Satoru and Suguru <3. And then something for my mom. And then a block of ultramarine, and then a fox maybe in some oriental style, and then something else that’s culturally insensitive.
  • In my opinion there is a bisexual man operating my brain but the body of a woman.
  • I really don’t think I would go back and change any decision I have ever made because even though I feel guilty about everything all the time and I #girlfail also all the time I just think the butterfly effect would be too terrible. I don’t want to be any different than i am now.
    • Is that satisfaction?
    • Or fear of change?

Pie Ranking

Triple Berry Pie:

CM – A(verage) Tier

Me – S(upreme Delicious Pie) Tier

Query of the day:

Do British people like Americans?

Seems like generally yes. They think America is a little crazy and scary and a lot but they say the people are friendly.

Get to Know Me:

𝓜𝓮…

That was a lot but that’s what I saved since last time shrug emoji.

Sick Ass Animal:

Lioconcha hieroglyphica

The markings may be the result of a diffusion-mediated chemical cellular automaton.

Song of the day:

The sticks – Mother Mother

+ 2012 Demmo

+ Torque Sessions 2012

+ The Verge

+ Rock the Shores 2013

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